Short Funny Love Poems
Are you looking for short funny love poems to share with your significant other? I'm sure you will like the hilarious one below. This love poem is very light and casual. So I hope your partner has a flexible sense of humor. Otherwise you might have to stick with the more serious or romantic poetry.
Honey
I really love the way you walk,
Confidence with endless talk.
Something about you, I cannot resist,
Stubbornness, you do insist.
I truly love you with all my heart,
You make me laugh, with every fart.
I know you think, you’re super funny,
But in the end, I’m bread - you’re honey.
by Martin Dejnicki
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Now that was a pretty short funny love poems. Is that what you were looking for? Short and sweet? and also funny. Now go and share it with that special lady or man in your life.
The next love poem is also very short and it's called brandy. I named it after one of my favorite drinks (oops I mean friends).
Brandy
Our love is unique and sweet,
When you don’t listen, you make me repeat.
But that’s ok, because you hold me tight,
Even though I’m half your height.
We get along, like cat and mouse,
Especially when, we’re in the house.
Otherwise it’s nice and dandy,
We just need a little brandy.
by Martin Dejnicki
www.prettylovepoems.com
Try sharing that one following the next time you have a fight with your partner. Hey, you never know, it might even work. What's the worse thing that can happen? Enjoy!
These short funny love poems makes fun of love and compares it to a disease. If you think about it, love may seem like a disease sometimes. Especially in the beginning stages, it can completely take over ones life just like a disease or illness that doesn't want to go away. Well here it is. I hope you infect others with it. Enjoy!
Love’s Disease
I am sorry, for there is no cure,
In our case, symptoms are pure.
The mind is totally in a trance,
It all begins from a single dance.
Constant day dreams, an obvious sign,
Choose a place to build that shrine.
As those feelings became so strong,
I certainly felt like we belong.
This disease, hides every flaw,
Hearts and rainbows only saw.
Most lethal symptom is called share,
Consists of Happiness, combined with stare.
by Martin Dejnicki
www.prettylovepoems.com
So what do you think? Does it remind you of anything? I think there's a good chance that it does. Love or falling in love makes all of us better human beings. It makes us more thoughtful and sharing. We begin to notice things we have not in the past. Such as rainbows and clouds and stuff like that. But it also makes us blind in so many ways. We develop blindness for the other persons flaws. All we notice are the positive things (until you have kids, lol).
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