Funny Love Poems

I hope you enjoy these funny love poems. Share them with your partner and make them laugh out loud (lol). Do you agree that laughing is the medicine for the soul? Of course you do, that's why I wrote these for you to share.

Growing Love

Some call love a grave disease,
Comes and goes, like a morning breeze.
To attain it, use your knees,
A shiny diamond and a please.

Few years later it smells like cheese,
To keep it fresh, you try to freeze.
Bills and payments, so many keys,
Love has mastered, the wallet squeeze.

Cleaning after those little peas,
Where’s this love that used to tease?
It hasn’t left to the far off seas,
Still beside you, with more expertise.

by Martin Dejnicki
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So what do you think? Are you gonna share it? Hopefully the cheese part doesn't get you in trouble. Jokes aside, let's look at some more funny love poetry.

Read this humorous love poem, it is called, "What is Love?" and I'm sure that it will make you and your partner laugh.

Do you enjoy cooking? If you do, you will definitely like the poem called, Hungry Love. I'm just warning you, that it may make you hungry.

If you like these poems, than you will definitely enjoy Special Birthday Poems. That website contains hundreds of free birthday poems and birthday quotes that you may share with your family and friends.

What do you say when someone asks you where did you meet your significant other? I don't know about you, but I usually say - "It was accidental"


Accidental Love

Love is hard to understand,
It is rarely, ever truly planned.
You may think its strictly mental,
But its actually, fairly gentle.

If you truly pay attention,
It may seem like a great invention.
With everyone that gives advice,
They always say, there’s a heavy price.

But I just follow, what’s inside,
Since our hearts, did collide.
Once the mess is completely cleared,
There’s nothing else to be feared.

by Martin Dejnicki
www.prettylovepoems.com


That's the beauty of it, you never know when or where you will meet that special someone.

Here's a funny poem that compares love with a disease. I hope you enjoy it. Here's another love poem that is short and funny


Take a look at these funny romantic stories. I'm sure they will make you laugh.


Here's a funny love poem dedicated to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.


My little cousin Gabriela wrote the next poem about her role model, Erin Scottberg. I did help her rhyme some of the verses, but she came up with all the ideas.



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